How to sound intelligent when you talk or write

Use as many words as you can in each sentence and be descriptive. Get a word of the day calendar or app and use it five times each day to improve your vocabulary. 

Opening a bottle of beer without an opener

Use a spoon, lighter or counter edge to leverage off the cap. 

How to autodidact and learn anything

Choose your desired topic,, any topic. Google it with "basics" and look up the definitions of all the words you don't know in the Cambridge dictionary on several high rated blogs and then transition to a textbook and do all the assignments and Google the answers to score your progress. Then you can even transition to beginner and then intermediate and then advanced. 

How to open a jam jar

Run hot water over the lid so the metal expands and then it's easier to unscrew. Or bang the lid on a table to loosen it. 

How to pick out jewellery

Think about your goal in life, does it require elegance, poise, mystery or flawlessness? Choose jewellery to match! Otherwise you're inadvertently letting yourself down. 

how to give good advice

Listen and encourage talking until a problem is exposed. Then agree with their attempted solution and improve it based on science. 

Calf massage

If you are going for a long walk or a long run, you can squeeze your toes to the bottom of your shoes to self massage the calves by tension release. 

Face massage

A defattening face massage can be achieved by rolling the knuckles of the hands over the cheeks, brow, jaw or neck. It also eases tension. 

How to get to sleep when you're feeling restless

Dab essential oils such as lavender, frankincense or mandarin on your pillow. 

Homemade humus

Tinnedd chickpeas, a fork and olive oil. 

curing burnout

Do something meaningless for yourself over and over again. 

How to curl your hair at night

Wind damp hair strands around bits of rag. Voila, in the morning you have a curly mane. 

Cleaning

Elbow grease, white wine vinegar and apple cider vinegar and lemon juice can degrease, shine glass and remove smudges. 

How to clean your shoes

Scrape the mud off by dragging your feet backwards and forwards over a doormat. Then take out the laces and pop them in the washing machine on a 30 min cycle with washing up liquid in the detergent drawer. Then they will last for five years! 

How to clean a toaster

Most toasters have a burnt bit collection rack at the bottom. Unplug your toaster, scrape the inside grill with a butterknife and then withdraw the collection rack and empty it into the bin. This way, your toaster lasts forever!